How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello?

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella?

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

How that we are engaged I hope you’ll give me a ring.Of course. What’s your phone number ?