Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiter’s eye.

I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut – they make fantastic life belts!

Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?

Waiter: It scares away the flies.

Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasn’t last week.

Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?

Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.

Patron: Hey, there’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining?

Isn’t it cooked?

Patron: Didn’t you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?

Waiter: Yes, and that’s why they are the late heads of Europe.

Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, even a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiters eye

Sir you haven’t touched your custard.I’m just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !