Why do men die before their wives?

– They want to.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

– It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon?

– Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.

Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.