Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth?

Fred: I don’t know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?

What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet, telephone, telawoman.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, you told her twice.

What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

– A woman that won’t do what she’s told.

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?

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