Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper.Daughter: But, Mum, it’s part of my homework. ‘If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is left.
Mother: I told you not eat cake …
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Mother: Jared, get your little s…
Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle.Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!
Mother: Let me see your report s…
Mother: Let me see your report son.Son: Here it is, Mother, but don’t show it to Dad. He’s been helping me !
Mother: Did you make your bed to…
Mother: Did you make your bed today?
Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.
Mother: Does your teacher like y…
Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X’s on my test paper !
Mother: Did you get a good place…
Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test?
Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.
Mother: Why was the phone busy a…
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night?
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
Mother: Why is there a strange b…
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Mother: Why did you just swallow…
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
Mother: Why did you just swallow…
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!