Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
Author Archives: lennart
Overheard on an American Airline…
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our airplane to the gate!”
Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie …
Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often h…
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself. “It was the most amazing thing … it was the most amazing thing.” she kept repeating dazedly. “What was the most amazing thing, Ma’am?
” asked one of the rescuers. “I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath, and all I did was pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn’t suddenly drain away.”
Out for the Countby Esau Stars…
Out for the Countby Esau Stars
Our website should have more col…
Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!Look, what more do you want?
Blood?
Our team is doing so badly that …
Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment!
Our teacher talks to herself doe…
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?
Yes, but she does’t realise it, she thinks we’re actually listening !
Our bank manager can’t ride a bi…
Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more. Why not?
He lost his balance.
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervo…
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.