UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.
UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY P…
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ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on …
ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
Vampire 1: “I once went so long …
Vampire 1: “I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died.” Vampire 2: “How awful!” Vampire 1: “Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time.”
Victim (to mugger): But my watch…
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn’t any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: That’s all right. I’m sentimental.
Veronica was practicing the pian…
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. “What’s the matter?
!” she asked. “Where’s the body?
!” demanded the officer. “What are you talking about?
” “We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house.”
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of …
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?
Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
Waiter (serving soup): It looks …
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
Visitor: You’re very quiet, Jenn…
Visitor: You’re very quiet, Jennifer.Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is fr…
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it.
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you…
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir?
Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.