What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?
Politics
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What purrs along the road and le…
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
What question must always be ans…
What question must always be answered, “Yes”?
“What does Y-E-S spell?
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What reads and lives in an apple…
What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm !
What runs all day but never gets…
What runs all day but never gets tired?
Water.
What reindeer can jump higher th…
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
They all can! Houses can’t jump!
What salesman has the slickest l…
What salesman has the slickest line?
A hair grease salesman.
What should a football team do i…
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded ?
Bring on their subs !
What should a football team do i…
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs!
What should a teacher take if he…
What should a teacher take if he’s run down?
The number of the car that hit him.