Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here… it hurts, and here… it hurts, and here… and here… What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?

Why?

Because I’ve been at my computer all day and I’ve got a splitting headache!

Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well.That’s quite enough out of you!

Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well.That’s quite enough out of you !

Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis.Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I’ll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off.

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!

Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he’s a computer.Well bring him in so I can cure him.I can’t, I need to use him to finish my homework.

Doctor: “Good news you passed your hearing test!”Patient: “HUH”