Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?

!Stick your foot out and trip it up!

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You’re too tents.

Doctor: Have you ever had this before?

Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!

Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?

Nurse: No. Is it missing?

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.Patient: That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!

Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?

, I haven’t told you whats wrong with me yetDoctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Nurse: No change yet.

Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn’t much left.