How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb will change itself when it’s ready.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?

“How many do you think it takes?

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

“Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

“How long have you been having this phantasy?

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How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Oops.I can’t believe I broke the last one. I guess you’ll have to sit in the dark.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.

In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are you here?

“The second answers, “I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here.”The first is curious and asks, “How do you know that you’re Napoleon?

“The second responds, “God told me I was.”At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, “NO I DIDN’T!”