If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?

Someone else’s coat.

If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?

Because silence is golden.

Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ‘ You should give that money to charity,’ said the shopkeeper.’No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!’

Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. ‘I’ve lost five cents,’ sobbed Johnny.’Don’t worry,’ said his dad kindly.’ Here’s five more for you,’At this Johnny howled louder than ever.’Now what is it ?

‘ asked his dad.’I wish I’d said I’d lost ten cents!’

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Washington’s picture still on the dollar bill?

‘His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask?

‘Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one!’

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !

My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn’t know how rich he was.

One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. ‘What are you doing?

‘ she asked.’I’m looking for my dollar bill,’ Max replied. ‘I lost it down the road.”Why don’t you look for it there?

”Because the light’s better here!’

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:(‘He wanted cold hard cash!’)