What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

“Who said talk is cheap?

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!