What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?

A wide receiver.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!