Insurance agent to would-be client: “Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.
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INTERVIEWER to job applicant: “D…
INTERVIEWER to job applicant: “Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?
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Interns think of God, residents …
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
In the summer desert heat, what …
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?
-You are really blowing a lot of hot air
In the beginning, God created th…
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
In West Kerry, the wife commente…
In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don’t love me any more….” “Nonsense, darling,” replied the husband, “you cook better now.”
In what school subjects does the…
In what school subjects does the teacher say, ‘Well done, hamburgers’?
A wide range of subjects – meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
In the midst of a veritable down…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn’t bear passing her by. He completed the job for her,and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, “There, littlelady, that’s done!” “Quiet,” she ordered him. “You’ll wakeup my husband. He’s taking a nap in the back seat.”
In the 1970’s, before women were…
In the 1970’s, before women were allowed to sign up for combat duty, a man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army.”But, wait a minute,” said one listener, “She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won’t she?
“”Sure,” replied the man.”Well, won’t they find out?
” asked his friend.The man shrugged and replied, “But who will tell?
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In olden times, it is reported t…
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven’t changed at all!