Policeman: Didn’t you hear me whistle at you?

Woman Driver: Sure, but I don’t flirt when I drive.

Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says “Bus Stop.”

Policeman: Why didn’t you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Policeman: Why didn’t you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don’t believe everything I read.

Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell “coward” at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.

Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.