Author Archives: lennart

The social worker asked the bart…

The social worker asked the bartender “What’s the difference between your job and mine?

” The bartender replied: “I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you went to school for 6 years, paid thousands and thousands of dollars, sit session after session using technique after technique, and you still may never hear them!!!

The Smith’s were proud of their …

The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestorshad come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senatorsand Wall Street wizards.They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for theirchildren and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only oneproblem arose — how to handle that great-uncle George, who wasexecuted in the electric chair.The author said he could handle the story tactfully.The book appeared. It said, “Great-uncle George occupied a chair ofapplied electronics at an important government institution, wasattached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his deathcame as a great shock.”

The sheriff of a small town was …

The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?

” “Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?

” the wife asked. “Both!” was the reply. “We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it.”

The story goes that Air Force On…

The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base “Requesting Radar”. “What is you position?

” asked ATC “You got radar you find us” Air Force One replied. After a few minutes ATC announced “Air Force One we’re changing frequency” “What frequency are you changing to?

” asked Air Force One “You’ve got 720 channels – you find us!” ATC replied.