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The social worker asked the bart…
The social worker asked the bartender “What’s the difference between your job and mine?
” The bartender replied: “I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you went to school for 6 years, paid thousands and thousands of dollars, sit session after session using technique after technique, and you still may never hear them!!!
The snack bar next door to an at…
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”
The Smith’s were proud of their …
The Smith’s were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestorshad come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senatorsand Wall Street wizards.They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for theirchildren and grandchildren. They hired a fine author. Only oneproblem arose — how to handle that great-uncle George, who wasexecuted in the electric chair.The author said he could handle the story tactfully.The book appeared. It said, “Great-uncle George occupied a chair ofapplied electronics at an important government institution, wasattached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his deathcame as a great shock.”
The sheriff of a small town was …
The sheriff of a small town was also the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?
” “Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?
” the wife asked. “Both!” was the reply. “We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s a burglar in it.”
The seven-year old girl told her…
The seven-year old girl told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.””Oh, dear,” the mother nervously sighed. “What happened, honey?
“”Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”
The seven dwarves are down in th…
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out “Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup.” Snow White says “Well at least Dopey’s alive!”
The Senate is investigating dece…
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
The story goes that Air Force On…
The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base “Requesting Radar”. “What is you position?
” asked ATC “You got radar you find us” Air Force One replied. After a few minutes ATC announced “Air Force One we’re changing frequency” “What frequency are you changing to?
” asked Air Force One “You’ve got 720 channels – you find us!” ATC replied.
The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin…
The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin